Real-time, meme-aware sports intelligence. Live research, injury alerts, odds vibes, and ruthless summaries — built for Telegram. NFA.
Always Not Financial Advice. Cite sources. Respect limits.
Instant match probabilities and a clear read. Plug 'Team A vs TeamB' and cook. NFA.
Try it on Telegram →Streams typed updates — injuries, press drops, tactics, odds movement — while it researches.
Run /degenanalyze in Telegram →Scheduled 'Degen Tape' posts: high-signal sections with sources. Harsh tone, clean layout.
Enable in your TG group →Normalizes lines into H/D/A snapshots, surfaces shifts when they matter.
Prioritizes reputable domains and fresh publish times. Tooling never shares raw HTML.
Coverage-driven research with a ruthless feed. It finds fresh, reputable sources, extracts hard facts, and streams useful notes — fast.
Plan queries (team, context, reputable site hints)
Discover (search + dedupe; whitelist-first)
Fetch/Parse (bounded; published time)
Extract (strict JSON: injuries, quotes, lineup, tactics, odds)
Synthesize (report with sources; NFA)
Match Preview: Team A vs Team B
Injuries: 2 key players doubtful for Team A
Tactics: Team B likely to use a back three formation
Odds: Home win probability at 45% (down 3% from yesterday)
Sources: skysports.com, reuters.com, teama-official.com
🩹 Team A striker out for 3 weeks with hamstring injury
🎙️ Coach confirms tactical shift to 3-5-2 formation
📋 Expected lineup released with 3 new starters
📈 Away win odds shortened by 5% after lineup news
Admin toggles on in your group; bot posts on cadence
Sections: Injury Alerts, Pressers + Quotes, Lineup Intel, Odds & Market Vibes, Transfers, Other Heat
Reputable sources first; recency-biased; no dupes
Optional breaking items for big signals
The token aligns with the system's utility: access to premium degen features, community perks, and future governance hooks. We'll announce specifics in the Telegram group. No promises, no hype — ship first.
Nothing here is financial advice. Participation is your own choice. Read everything.
Whitelisted domains, per-domain caps, and backoffs. Freshness weighted.
Strict schema: injuries, quotes, lineup, tactics, venue, odds. No raw HTML leaves the app.
Concise degen summary with sources. Always NFA.
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Soccer first; major sports are in rotation. It's expanding.
Open the Telegram bot. Try /degenanalyze TeamA vs TeamB.
Invite the bot to your TG group as admin, then /degenreporter_on.
We normalize odds mentions and detect movement deltas; no bookmaker scraping.
We do not collect personal data from the website. Telegram terms apply.